• A video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    A video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    fucking hell - the 18 minute version? this is too much

    Date: 04/21/18 Views: 14,667 Category: Assholes

  • Mom's Favorite Position

    Mom's Favorite Position

    she calls this "The Flying Turtle"

    Date: 04/21/18 Views: 6,518 Category: Hot

  • Sex Offender Gives ZERO FUCKS

    Sex Offender Gives ZERO FUCKS

    This is what happens when a man gathers all of his social interaction from pickup artist fantasy porn. Days are ruined, restraining orders are filed - all because Alfonso couldn't hold his erection until the next 7-11 bathroom.

    Date: 04/20/18 Views: 30,905 Category: LMAO

  • "How I got Gonorrhea"

    "How I got Gonorrhea"

    Eight-minute crash course on how to abandon all knowledge of sexually transmitted diseases - as narrated by a guy who sounds like he crawled out of Dracula's asshole during Mardi Gras. It's valuable information really.

    Date: 04/19/18 Views: 58,926 Category: Slutty

  • 1 Teacher, 4 Students

    1 Teacher, 4 Students

    Original account HERE

    Date: 04/18/18 Views: 84,654 Category: Busted

  • 18 Going on 40

    18 Going on 40

    Ever seen a woman with the body of a college girl, and the face of customer service at Pep Boys, but still nutted a week's worth of hamburger helper into your favorite tube sock because you're trying new things? Me neither.

    Date: 04/17/18 Views: 98,353 Category: Teen

  • The Compassionate Babysitter

    The Compassionate Babysitter

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 182,021 Category: Small Cocks

  • Horse Cock 101

    Horse Cock 101

    [tip: look in the second row for link] Kinda counterproductive to be hung like a zoo animal, yet never able to find a girl that can handle 50% of your moose leg. Perhaps it's that time to trade Tinder for farmersonly.com?

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 118,856 Category: Big Dicks

  • There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    Listen. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Tijuana donkey porn, suggestive photographs of Mickey Rourke, all the Fantastic Four films. But THIS? This shit made me gag like a Hindu trapped inside Arby's. #IQUIT

    Date: 04/15/18 Views: 130,111 Category: Voyeur

  • Butt Sex: Before & After

    Butt Sex: Before & After

    KBB rates her biscuit as MINT (minor scratches -- no defects), so alternate routes are sourced. And Much like a Kardashian after mistakenly eating a low-fat Dorito, you can literally see fear in her eyes once contact is made.

    Date: 04/14/18 Views: 105,840 Category: MILF

  • It's a Sister Thing

    It's a Sister Thing

    There's nothing more boner-hardening than uninhibited siblings... save for your dad walking in on you jacking off to Brendan Fraser in Encino Man. My point is: 90's movies are criminally underrated and it really needs to stop.

    Date: 04/13/18 Views: 119,260 Category: Hot

  • "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    There's 2 pleasures I will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this confused creature.

    Date: 04/12/18 Views: 128,700 Category: Big Dicks

  • Instagram Girls are Kinda Funny

    Instagram Girls are Kinda Funny

    Slap her, kick her, spike her Vagisil with Valentina Salsa Picante sauce. There's all sorts of ways to have fun with a girl. HINT: This isn't one of em.

    Date: 04/11/18 Views: 96,342 Category: Amateur

  • "i destroy teenagers"

    "i destroy teenagers"

    More homemade tonsillectomies HERE

    Date: 04/10/18 Views: 194,402 Category: Compilations

  • Mom's Trust Fund

    Mom's Trust Fund

    Nevermind the fact that he looks like he lost his virginity to a Hulk Hogan body pillow. I just wanna know why he went for The Baltimore Handshake when another $20 would have gotten him fast-lane access to clam city.

    Date: 04/09/18 Views: 119,992 Category: Surprise

  • It finally happened...

    It finally happened...

    20+ years of pornographing and I've been duped. Ever see 'The Happening' with Mark Wahlberg? Me neither. But if someone ever made an M. Night Shyamalan porn twist ending version... it would probably look a bit like this.

    Date: 04/09/18 Views: 95,039 Category: Impressive

  • I Came 14 Times

    I Came 14 Times

    I'll bet 20 sheckles & my self-taped VHS Fresh Prince of Belair box set that this technology has lead to more than one house pet being ejaculated on.

    Date: 04/08/18 Views: 133,717 Category: Porn

  • Strip Club Peer Pressure

    Strip Club Peer Pressure

    it happens

    Date: 04/07/18 Views: 191,505 Category: Slutty

  • The Relationship Ender

    The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 185,725 Category: Rekt

  • Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    I was spaghetti soft until the camera panned 12 inches south. Fucking hell, this chick is 1 injection of anesthesia away from experimental cornhole surgery & she's rippin one out like the lifeboats were deployed. I'm in love?

    Date: 04/05/18 Views: 149,658 Category: WTF

  • Unexpected 9-Incher

    Unexpected 9-Incher

    This is bad. More bad than the time I emptied $27 worth of Wendy's value meals into the plastic case of Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project for NES and slipped it in a Blockbuster drop-box. Wait no, that was priceless.

    Date: 04/04/18 Views: 126,773 Category: Busted

  • THERE GOES MY CHILDHOOD

    THERE GOES MY CHILDHOOD

    I've seen some pretty irreparable gashes in my day. But this? This is a bamboozling the likes of which you've never seen. Better call FEMA. or start charging the rates of a New York City parking garage. More of her HERE

    Date: 04/03/18 Views: 122,369 Category: Hot

  • EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 144,322 Category: Impressive

  • Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Kennedy Kressler. I like her. I really do. But the girl's got the skin tone of a corpse and is built like a toothpick. This is essentially 1 cunt hair hair away from being stage-3 HIV porn. Guilty boner is guilty. More HERE + HERE

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 151,223 Category: Beefy

  • "Not awake? Not rape"

    "Not awake? Not rape"

    uhh...

    Date: 04/01/18 Views: 149,705 Category: Drunk

  • Twitch.tv is Porn

    Twitch.tv is Porn

    This is Carolina Sweets. She's a gAmErGuRl. AKA "porn streamer without the porn". Or as I prefer: "cute face and bitchy attitude without body odor reminiscent of Regal popcorn butter". POGGERS IN CHAT ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    Date: 03/31/18 Views: 153,175 Category: Gamers

  • "don't fucking film this"

    "don't fucking film this"

    don't care, had sex

    Date: 03/30/18 Views: 182,518 Category: Teen

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays

    Follow/Track/Stalk her HERE

    Date: 03/28/18 Views: 123,228 Category: Porn

  • Why porn isn't filmed at colleges anymore

    Why porn isn't filmed at colleges anymore

    Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are paid pornstars blending in with real university students. HINT: 2 seconds of labia flashing sending Carlos Garcia and Co. off the fucking deep end kinda gives it away.

    Date: 03/28/18 Views: 174,077 Category: Voyeur

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/27/18 Views: 239,062 Category: Alphas