He watches commands his S/O to chew, lick and gobble her way to next month's utility bill payment. Good call on filming too. Maybe for your next exploit you can use said video to negotiate your way to a free super-size?
Becky shats herself upon realizing her next FB Live appearance won't be a pretty one. I haven't seen such an intense look of confusion and despair since that time I got caught beta testing display toilets at Home Depot.
Nothing goes viral quite like middle-aged salmon canyons... so here's 2 minutes worth of the best in the biz. Too old for the bullshit, too young for the metamucil. This is something I like to call: middle ground (and pound).
Sadly this is about as staged as that last YouTube prank video your turd Facebook friend linked you to. She's Teacher of Magic aka the only girl built out of mashed potatoes that I'd let shim my jim. More HERE and HERE.
A hygiene level commonly found in an Arby's handicap toilet has applied itself to this girl's rectal passage. Not shocking... but Clorox may have found it's new spokeswoman. Another desperate cry for anal bleaching HERE
Nice taste in women, unacceptable camera work. I got 2 words for this gentleman: TRIPOD MOTHERFUCKER. Try keeping them at the front of your mind next time you cross borders for the Limp Bizkit reunion concert.
Alex Blake. One of them adult actresses that kept her teacup vagina under the radar for too long. Dare I say actually hot enough to be worthy of my Panda Express gift cards. (hint: I share cream cheese rangoon with nobody)
I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like "papi".
Take notes ladies. If your class isn't flocking to extra credit assignments like political correctness to H&M, then you're doing it wrong. Honor rollers, detention scholars - nobody is safe from the charm of this dump truck.
Avoiding all things Comic Con related? Big mistake, Chad. Disregard the 'i lost my virginity to a life-sized cardboard cutoff of David Hasselhoff' look. This chick is DTF, TMI and AIDS all wrapped into one neat little package.
Coors Light connoisseur zones out her surroundings long enough to focus on better things. I.E. getting a faceful of Kentucky's finest into her minge. I'm waiting for the sequel. Where Lester makes a b-line for that b-hole.
To my ever growing .08% female viewership: put on your monocle and break out notepad.exe. This right here is what a REAL woman looks like. Ultra-stacked, sub-120 lbs and master of the lazy handy. #marrymetoday
After bulldozing 50% of Detroit's prostis, our man finally broke unfamiliar ground: A woman in it for the BBC, not crackrock... and a dedicated one at that. That butthole took more abuse than a fully charged EBT card at KFC.
I dunno man... access to Budapest's upper echelon poon without needing a plane ticket, or to vaccinate yourself for scabies pre-departure? Sounds like the deal of a lifetime to me when priced less than a Starbucks fuckaccino.
Margery & her genetics have some fucking explaining to do. Personally, I think she should find a way to increase size by at least 30%. Right around Triple-K cups is when those disability benefits should start kicking in. #$$$
Sociopaths are called psychopaths but there are differences. Psychopathy can be thought of as a more severe form of sociopathy w/ more symptoms. All psychopaths are sociopaths but sociopaths are not always psychopaths.